Subterano Review
Bad
You can dress Tasma Walton up in a leather body suit, but that won't make her Carrie-Anne Moss. And you can put a ridiculous VR plot into Subterano, but that sure as hell won't make it The Matrix.
Esben Storm puts this VR-becomes-just-R thriller in the menacing environment of an Aussie parking garage, with (yipes!) some menacing children's toys (somehow escaped from the game universe) chasing a bunch of modern-day role-playing gamers around the ramps. Of course, CGI toys costs money, so often the robots are real kiddie toys: remote-control cars, plastic spheres strung on wire, or bouncy balls simply tossed at the cast. Maybe these are those mini-RC cars that those spam messages tell me are all the rage!
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