Alec Roberts

Alec Roberts

Alec Roberts Quick Links

Film RSS

Thir13en Ghosts Review


Terrible

A genuinely spectacular waste of money -- and about as mind-numbing as you'd expect from a movie which brags in ads that its "R" rating is for violence, gore and nudity -- "Thirteen Ghosts" has nothing going for it beyond its wildly excessive production design.

The star of the movie is an all-glass haunted house, designed by a grandiose and evil ghostbuster (F. Murray Abraham) to be a combination phantasm prison and gateway to hell. The joint has thousands of Latin "containment spells" etched into its transparent walls -- walls which move and shift to reconfigure rooms, thus trapping screaming B-list actors in with half-decayed, psycho-killer apparitions. (In the only worthwhile nod to William Castle's "13 Ghosts" from 1960, the characters have to wear special glasses to see the spooks -- much like the audience did for the 3D-like original.)

The house also has at its center a huge clock-like mechanism of gears and gyro-gadgets, apparently powered by the psychic energy of 12 enslaved spirits, which will open the aforementioned gateway only if one live person is sacrificed to become a required 13th ghost.

Continue reading: Thir13en Ghosts Review

Alec Roberts

Alec Roberts Quick Links

Film RSS
Advertisement

Occupation

Actor


Suggested

Kate Nash Stars In Wrestling Drama 'GLOW'

Kate Nash Stars In Wrestling Drama 'GLOW'

She's swapped the studio for a film set with new Netflix series.

The Very Best Set Numbers From Glastonbury Headliner Ed Sheeran

The Very Best Set Numbers From Glastonbury Headliner Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran performed a spectacular set on the Pyramid Stage on Sunday.

'Game Of Thones' Cast Singing 'I Will Survive' Is The Most Ironic Thing Ever

'Game Of Thones' Cast Singing 'I Will Survive' Is The Most Ironic Thing Ever

Viral video ties in 'GoT' soundbites to the lyrics of Gloria Gaynor classic.

Advertisement
Glastonbury 2017: Foo Fighters, Johnny Depp And The Killers Among The Highlights

Glastonbury 2017: Foo Fighters, Johnny Depp And The Killers Among The Highlights

Here are a few of the best moments over the Glastonbury weekend.

Netflix Original Comedy 'GLOW' Creators Discuss Series' First Season

Netflix Original Comedy 'GLOW' Creators Discuss Series' First Season

The wrestling series hit the streaming service earlier this week.

'Avengers: Infinity War' Will Be Final Chapter For Some Characters

'Avengers: Infinity War' Will Be Final Chapter For Some Characters

The Marvel Studios head was blunt in his answer.

Advertisement

Alec Roberts Movies

Thir13en Ghosts Movie Review

Thir13en Ghosts Movie Review

A genuinely spectacular waste of money -- and about as mind-numbing as you'd expect from...

Artists
Actors
    Filmmakers
      Artists
      Bands
        Musicians
          Artists
          Celebrities
             
              Artists
              Interviews
                musicians & bands in the news
                  actors & filmmakers in the news
                    celebrities in the news

                      Go Back in Time using our News archive to see what happened on a particular day in the past.