We'd just managed to forget about it, when bam! A Honey Boo Boo song hits the internet and revitalises the interest in, who has to be, the strangest child in America.
With her TLC hit show, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson well and truly made a name for herself and her family. Some people think it's wrong to feed a child a concoction of Mountain Dew and Red Bull - two of the most sugar-based caffine-infused drinks on the market, while some people think it's really fun, weeeeeeeeeee. We're not sure which category Brad Paisley can be filed under, and we're not sure if his Honey Boo Boo song - revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Live - is actually going on the show either, but it exists. "She'll sing a song / Whistle a tune / Make ketchup sketti with her mama June / She's roamin' the country / She's on the loose / Filled with balls of cheese and Go-Go juice" trills paisley, in what has to be (please say it is) a horrible joke.
Honey Boo Boo's mother - June Shannon - gave an insightful defence Go Go Juice, saying, (via Inquisitr.com), "There are normal people who give their kids this. Why is it such a big issue with us pageant moms that do it all weekend to keep our kids energized and awake? There are far worse things... I could be giving her alcohol." Good point.